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RAWR In Wonderland

Required Community Service = We Want You to Suffer

Either We Have a Gang Problem or There is About to be a Serious Zombie Uprising, originally uploaded by Θάλεια: Muse of Comedy.

Today I woke up early and went to do some community service by helping out with this giant easter egg hunt. It was horrible.

First off, it was suppost to be 65 degrees. Well, it wasn't at 8 in the morning. So here's four high school students, freezing their butts off, hiding thousands of plastic eggs. That's right, thousands. Not one thousand, or two thousand, that would just be too simple.

TEN THOUSAND.

Ten freaking thousand plastic eggs. If I see another plastic egg in six months, it'll be too soon. WAY too soon.

Afterwards, when I was picked up by Momma and Tater (I had never been happier to see those two, which is saying something.), we went for lunch and Tater and I went on a photo hunt around the city.

Apparently there is going to be a serious Zombie attack soon, although they're not sure if it's happening yet, because they spell it 'Zombi'. We saw 'Zombi' and that emo face all around the city today. Tater keeps telling me that it's just gangs marking their teritory, but I know better....I know the truth.

Getting Ready For The Unavoidable Attack In Wonderland

Alright....

So Tater missed the bus after school and naturally Mama (My mother), Mammy (My Grandmother), and I went to go get her. So we pick up Tater and her friend who needed a ride to work after my awesome driving to the trailer court and the whole ride to the mall area Tater kept making Soviet Russian jokes.

Not kidding.

They weren't even that great. It was all "In Soviet Russia, you do not eat cheese. The cheese eats you." So, I smacked her everytime she made one of these horrible jokes.

After dinner, Tater and I were dropped off at the mall. Now Tater and I have a weird sibling relationship. Sometimes we talk, sometimes we don't, and sometimes we do both.

*Enters Mall*

Tater: You know I could pass off as a redneck.

Me: Yeah, all you need are work boots and a hat. Preferable one with some sort of Tobacco company on it.

Tater: Any hat really.

*Silence*

Tater: A lot of people tell me that I remind them of Loralie from Gilmore Girls, because I'm all in your face quirky all the time.

Me: I can see that. I think I'm more of a Rory.

Tater: I agree. You have quirkyness, but you know how to control it whereas I can not.

*Silence*

It was like that the entire time today. Tater also has this annoying little habbit of making me look like I have multiple personalities. For instance, we walked into Hot Topic and I see this little Mario candy dispencer. Sooooo....

Me: Hey Tater, this thing is really cool. *Laughs and hears silence*

Sales Lady: *Gives a worried look* Can I help you?

Me: *Looks around and sees no sister* Um...no.

See? She acts like she's following me when we walk in, then she disappears. It's really annoying, especially when we're home and I feel like I do have mulitple personalities.

I have to go before Mama kills Suki with whipflash and whacking her head...yeah. Don't ask.

As a treat, this store was having a sale and they had this huge amazing banner....


That's what she said.

*Smacks Head* In Wonderland

Not such a hot idea....

So, tonight I challanged myself to be in bed and stay in bed before 10PM. I won. I'm typing on Momiji (My iTouch). So after gloating to myself that I won over the temptations of playing Sims 2 Pets, I thought I'd go get a celebratory orange (Yes, they are a delicious flavor and thereby can be used in victory eating). I go to move the covers and remember that I lose if I leave this bed for any reason until my alarm goes off at 6:15 AM tomorrow morning.

So here I am, propped up on the bed because I have curlers in my hair and it hurts to lay my head on the pillow and to top it off my headboard makes a squeeking noise everytime I move. Plus, I have no victory orange. :( Deferred Sucsess

Lose - Lose In Wonderland

About Me

So this is myself.



I'm fifteen and currently a Freshman in high school. I go by many names. Ginger is my given one, but I prefer Gin. Tater sometimes calls me Azazel von Satan or The Sister.

Favorite Book: Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
Favorite Movie: Tie- The Princess Bride and Who Framed Roger Rabbit (If you haven't seen them go shoot yourself in the foot.)
Favorite TV Show: Veronica Mars (Sadly discontinued.)
Favorite Actress: Madeline Kahn and Kristen Bell
Favorite Actor: Gene Wilder
Favorite Band: I really don't have one, but I lean more to Alternitive and Punk (Linkin Park, Blue October, My Chemical Romance, Spill Canvas)
Favorite Song: Tie- Lullaby by Spill Canvas and Lullabye (Goodnight My Angel) by Billy Joel
Favorite Colors: Orange and Silver/Grey (So sue me. I count them in the same catagory.) My second favorite is Green.
Favorite Person: *Sighs* My big headed sister when she isn't on my nerves.
Favorite App: Doodle Jump (So addicting!)
Favorite Things Always With Me: Alice (My 120 GB iPod), Momiji Sohma (My iTouch), My Learners Permit, and my black pen with characters from The Office.

That's about it for now.

Why Am I In Wonderland(?)

What The Fudge Pop?

So you know that little button up by the Blogger search? Well, I clicked the 'Next Blog' one.

This is what I found, and this is only the header.

"Henley on the Horn

I am the happy wife of one amazing husband and the proud mother of 5 precious angels, including a set of triplets!! I love being a mother & learning how to better love, care for, cook for, and educate our children. I also like to help others when they don't receive the service promised at hotels, restaurants, etc. Enjoy learning about life at Mama Henley's House!"

What the fudge pop?

The first time I go to look at a blog that isn't The Sister's (Here on out known as Tater) or Druggie Child's is a freaking grown up mellowed out version of Druggie Child! I've lost faith. I'm quite scared....

Frightened In Wonderland

Welcome to Wonderland...

Est. 1994 and a population of everyone I know.

Honestly, I'm 15 and there's been more drama in my life than The Princess Bride (On a side note, I would prefer if my life did have more pirates in it as well as ninjas....).

Anyways, enough complaining.

I have to go grab my dog and stop her from eating something....


Suki In Wonderland