Not kidding.
They weren't even that great. It was all "In Soviet Russia, you do not eat cheese. The cheese eats you." So, I smacked her everytime she made one of these horrible jokes.
After dinner, Tater and I were dropped off at the mall. Now Tater and I have a weird sibling relationship. Sometimes we talk, sometimes we don't, and sometimes we do both.
*Enters Mall*
Tater: You know I could pass off as a redneck.
Me: Yeah, all you need are work boots and a hat. Preferable one with some sort of Tobacco company on it.
Tater: Any hat really.
*Silence*
Tater: A lot of people tell me that I remind them of Loralie from Gilmore Girls, because I'm all in your face quirky all the time.
Me: I can see that. I think I'm more of a Rory.
Tater: I agree. You have quirkyness, but you know how to control it whereas I can not.
*Silence*
It was like that the entire time today. Tater also has this annoying little habbit of making me look like I have multiple personalities. For instance, we walked into Hot Topic and I see this little Mario candy dispencer. Sooooo....
Me: Hey Tater, this thing is really cool. *Laughs and hears silence*
Sales Lady: *Gives a worried look* Can I help you?
Me: *Looks around and sees no sister* Um...no.
See? She acts like she's following me when we walk in, then she disappears. It's really annoying, especially when we're home and I feel like I do have mulitple personalities.
I have to go before Mama kills Suki with whipflash and whacking her head...yeah. Don't ask.
As a treat, this store was having a sale and they had this huge amazing banner....
That's what she said.
*Smacks Head* In Wonderland
